








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 974 | 29% |
| Smokes | 706 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 676 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,051 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 696 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molodoy | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | PAWS | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Maiko | 67% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molodoy | 75% | 28 |
| #2 | PAWS | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Maiko | 67% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | molodoy | 22 | 0.0403 |
| #2 | Maiko | 7 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | PAWS | 6 | 0.0228 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maiko | 58 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | molodoy | 40 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | PAWS | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PAWS | +3.08 | 44 | 32 |
| #2 | Maiko | +3.04 | 72 | 40 |
| #3 | molodoy | +2.72 | 46 | 19 |
| #4 | ⒹⒶⓇⓀⒻⓁⒾⓅ | +2.62 | 55 | 45 |





