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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 303 | 15% |
| Smokes | 957 | 49% |
| HE Grenades | 210 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 485 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $442,079 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rainbowdolphin | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | ---上等马分界线--- | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Octaneo.O | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Nova | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Special Weapons Attack Team | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rainbowdolphin | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | ---上等马分界线--- | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | Octaneo.O | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | Nova | 50% | 24 |
| #5 | Special Weapons Attack Team | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ---上等马分界线--- | 5 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Nova | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | rainbowdolphin | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Octaneo.O | 1 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rainbowdolphin | 100 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Nova | 40 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | ---上等马分界线--- | 28 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | Special Weapons Attack Team | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Octaneo.O | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Octaneo.O | +2.20 | 57 | 55 |
| #2 | rainbowdolphin | +1.35 | 46 | 48 |
| #3 | Nova | +1.12 | 50 | 42 |
| #4 | ---上等马分界线--- | +0.42 | 43 | 44 |
| #5 | Special Weapons Attack Team | +0.37 | 19 | 58 |





