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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3963 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3082 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2386 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3124 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $979,140 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | SangyakX | 44% | 32 |
| #9 | Under_DOG$_Ζ€ΓΌΠΈΙͺΦΤΙΡ | 41% | 17 |
| #10 | Lord Grim | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | ruxtβ’ | 38% | 26 |
| #12 | GK :) | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SangyakX | +3.33 | 44 | 63 |
| #2 | TANISHK SETH | +1.39 | 58 | 42 |
| #3 | SETH JI | +1.02 | 68 | 30 |
| #4 | MJ | +0.72 | 41 | 68 |
| #5 | πΈπ€π€ππ€π€ππ | +0.03 | 48 | 61 |





