








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1012 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1905 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2540 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1430 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2118 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $627,976 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1327 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LackingF’s2Give | 23 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | //X-Fire\\ Akuma | 22 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Awppenheimer | 15 | 0.0163 |
| #4 | Kowalski | 12 | 0.0201 |
| #5 | mr.crispyy | 9 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡𖤍Kas𖤍♡ | +4.84 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | veil | +3.51 | 63 | 56 |
| #3 | mr.crispyy | +0.74 | 82 | 10 |
| #4 | TippyJoe | -0.65 | 29 | 30 |
| #5 | LackingF’s2Give | -1.57 | 29 | 45 |





