








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 997 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2624 | 41% |
| Smokes | 673 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1704 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1402 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,318,312 of utility $339 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimberly 165hz | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | LegendRandy | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | czydennn | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | tipz | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | zawdiing | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimberly 165hz | 79% | 19 |
| #2 | LegendRandy | 56% | 61 |
| #3 | czydennn | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | tipz | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | zawdiing | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zawdiing | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | tipz | 4 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | czydennn | 4 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | LegendRandy | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LegendRandy | 223 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | zawdiing | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | tipz | 82 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | czydennn | 66 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kimberly 165hz | 42 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JpsaFTW | +3.02 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | tipz | +2.51 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | LegendRandy | +1.28 | 85 | 59 |
| #4 | zawdiing | -0.49 | 55 | 69 |
| #5 | Kimberly 165hz | -0.85 | 26 | 63 |





