








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 191 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,311 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1170 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2297 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1127 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 717 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,128,103 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 776 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kri$h | 71% | 49 |
| #2 | fries | 51% | 154 |
| #3 | MIKSUS | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kri$h | 71% | 49 |
| #2 | fries | 51% | 154 |
| #3 | MIKSUS | 48% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MIKSUS | 15 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | fries | 11 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Kri$h | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kri$h | 142 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | fries | 100 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #3 | MIKSUS | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kri$h | +5.98 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | fries | +1.31 | 50 | 45 |
| #3 | Drez | +0.42 | 61 | 45 |
| #4 | MIKSUS | -3.55 | 32 | 28 |





