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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 916 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 112 matches | ||
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1017 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2247 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 1287 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 648 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,992 of utility $23 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aΔios | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | Frydlyk | 49% | 114 |
| #3 | MaraK151 | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | uran | 31% | 29 |
| #5 | Snootzy ネ | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aΔios | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | Frydlyk | 49% | 114 |
| #3 | MaraK151 | 42% | 36 |
| #4 | uran | 31% | 29 |
| #5 | Snootzy ネ | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frydlyk | 17 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | MaraK151 | 5 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aΔios | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Frydlyk | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | MaraK151 | 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | uran | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Snootzy ネ | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nayro | +0.50 | 52 | 27 |
| #2 | Snootzy ネ | +0.49 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | aΔios | +0.31 | 15 | 49 |
| #4 | Frydlyk | -2.18 | 5 | 14 |
| #5 | uran | -2.37 | 10 | 31 |





