








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 214 | 11% |
| Smokes | 371 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 780 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 615 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,045 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chonkMONSTER | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | SILKKAA Steven Eagle | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Cyhirae | 53% | 205 |
| #4 | Raisssy | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | manuli | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chonkMONSTER | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | SILKKAA Steven Eagle | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Cyhirae | 53% | 205 |
| #4 | Raisssy | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | manuli | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyhirae | 43 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | Raisssy | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | manuli | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | chonkMONSTER | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyhirae | 386 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Raisssy | 89 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | manuli | 34 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | SILKKAA Steven Eagle | 21 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | chonkMONSTER | 15 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cyhirae | +4.07 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | chonkMONSTER | +3.75 | 85 | 37 |
| #3 | Raisssy | -0.64 | 42 | 52 |
| #4 | SILKKAA Steven Eagle | -0.73 | 43 | 45 |
| #5 | Mimi | -0.75 | 73 | 23 |





