








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1142 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 423 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




231 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,979 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5386 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3655 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5056 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3882 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,888 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2611 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almazeet | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | Дуб | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | exhbit001 | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | GHOST | 49% | 247 |
| #5 | Ryley | 48% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Almazeet | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | Дуб | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | exhbit001 | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | GHOST | 49% | 247 |
| #5 | Ryley | 48% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryley | 127 | 0.0345 |
| #2 | GHOST | 49 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | exhbit001 | 8 | 0.0089 |
| #4 | Дуб | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Almazeet | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GHOST | 714 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | Ryley | 689 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #3 | exhbit001 | 122 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | Almazeet | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Дуб | 26 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryley | +3.56 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | Tavish | +2.28 | 59 | 56 |
| #3 | Almazeet | +0.14 | 54 | 25 |
| #4 | exhbit001 | -0.76 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | GHOST | -3.89 | 15 | 57 |





