








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1267 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 838 | 31% |
| Smokes | 663 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 613 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 606 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,177 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Samppa | 61% | 33 |
| #2 | 125liffe | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | ᴠᴇʀᴏʜᴀʟʟɪɴᴛᴏ | 53% | 196 |
| #4 | zope | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | erämies jaatinen | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 125liffe | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | ᴠᴇʀᴏʜᴀʟʟɪɴᴛᴏ | 53% | 196 |
| #4 | zope | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | erämies jaatinen | 50% | 74 |
| #6 | yung leksa | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴠᴇʀᴏʜᴀʟʟɪɴᴛᴏ | 24 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | erämies jaatinen | 14 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | 125liffe | 7 | 0.0222 |
| #4 | zope | 3 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Samppa | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | erämies jaatinen | 259 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | ᴠᴇʀᴏʜᴀʟʟɪɴᴛᴏ | 148 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | Samppa | 59 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | zope | 31 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | 125liffe | 30 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 125liffe | +1.91 | 63 | 64 |
| #2 | erämies jaatinen | +1.84 | 52 | 38 |
| #3 | KELA | +1.37 | 72 | 43 |
| #4 | zope | +1.37 | 59 | 55 |
| #5 | Samppa | -0.24 | 61 | 59 |





