








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 555 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1127 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1047 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 872 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 993 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $389,155 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fentanyl Enjoyer | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | MrDef_Rex | 40% | 20 |
| #3 | MrHellc1t | 39% | 59 |
| #4 | Kewin | 37% | 19 |
| #5 | ツ Khajitko | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrHellc1t | 98 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Fentanyl Enjoyer | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kewin | 38 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | MrDef_Rex | 29 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | ツ Khajitko | 19 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fentanyl Enjoyer | +3.64 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | Kewin | +2.58 | 66 | 60 |
| #3 | ツ Khajitko | +0.94 | 69 | 33 |
| #4 | MrHellc1t | -1.35 | 66 | 47 |
| #5 | Audi RS6 c8 Avant | -2.32 | 37 | 38 |





