








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 185 | 35% |
| Smokes | 90 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 158 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 103 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $118,769 of utility $27 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goat | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | ♿Limbo♿ | 68% | 122 |
| #3 | ♿fraqi da3o | 61% | 119 |
| #4 | Dizu | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Goat | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | ♿Limbo♿ | 68% | 122 |
| #3 | ♿fraqi da3o | 61% | 119 |
| #4 | Dizu | 52% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Limbo♿ | 67 | 0.0315 |
| #2 | ♿fraqi da3o | 38 | 0.0181 |
| #3 | Dizu | 9 | 0.0112 |
| #4 | Goat | 5 | 0.0140 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Limbo♿ | 424 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | ♿fraqi da3o | 233 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dizu | 115 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | Goat | 80 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Limbo♿ | +9.75 | 95 | 52 |
| #2 | Goat | -0.98 | 37 | 31 |
| #3 | Dizu | -1.14 | 48 | 36 |
| #4 | ♿fraqi da3o | -1.82 | 27 | 36 |
| #5 | devil_hand | -2.62 | 64 | 10 |





