








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 690 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2139 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2098 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 379 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 592 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $537,241 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reivax | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | GLoor Tactical | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | Cray | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | ʎɐƃ ǝɹɐ noʎ | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reivax | 50% | 20 |
| #2 | GLoor Tactical | 49% | 49 |
| #3 | Cray | 37% | 27 |
| #4 | ʎɐƃ ǝɹɐ noʎ | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reivax | 13 | 0.0340 |
| #2 | ʎɐƃ ǝɹɐ noʎ | 12 | 0.0309 |
| #3 | GLoor Tactical | 5 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GLoor Tactical | 74 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #2 | ʎɐƃ ǝɹɐ noʎ | 40 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | reivax | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | Cray | 12 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m1nshka | +5.38 | 92 | 31 |
| #2 | reivax | -1.22 | 24 | 26 |
| #3 | GLoor Tactical | -2.73 | 68 | 41 |
| #4 | ʎɐƃ ǝɹɐ noʎ | -2.84 | 16 | 16 |
| #5 | Cray | -6.66 | 17 | 24 |





