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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 826 | 29% |
| Smokes | 361 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 602 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1042 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,091 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 573 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sylvester | 45% | 22 |
| #2 | Teo | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | ROKalmi SKINS | 37% | 87 |
| #4 | GrieF | 21% | 24 |
| #5 | AR1M4 | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sylvester | 45% | 22 |
| #2 | Teo | 38% | 8 |
| #3 | ROKalmi SKINS | 37% | 87 |
| #4 | GrieF | 21% | 24 |
| #5 | AR1M4 | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROKalmi SKINS | 29 | 0.0168 |
| #2 | AR1M4 | 4 | 0.0253 |
| #3 | GrieF | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Sylvester | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ROKalmi SKINS | 175 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sylvester | 61 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | GrieF | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | AR1M4 | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Teo | 6 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrieF | +7.96 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | Sylvester | +2.94 | 69 | 23 |
| #3 | ROKalmi SKINS | -0.69 | 31 | 53 |
| #4 | AR1M4 | -1.69 | 59 | 43 |
| #5 | XD.PUIU.19 | -2.99 | 7 | 33 |





