








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 621 | 27% |
| Smokes | 484 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 692 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 512 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $321,133 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xiiro | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | shixiq | 85% | 20 |
| #3 | venom666 | 80% | 20 |
| #4 | 10mg broma | 79% | 33 |
| #5 | Tigra :) | 70% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | venom666 | 80% | 20 |
| #4 | 10mg broma | 79% | 33 |
| #5 | Tigra :) | 70% | 10 |
| #6 | Folkachi | 60% | 10 |
| #7 | glesay | 60% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10mg broma | 10 | 0.0218 |
| #2 | shixiq | 5 | 0.0211 |
| #3 | Xiiro | 5 | 0.0298 |
| #4 | venom666 | 4 | 0.0137 |
| #5 | glesay | 3 | 0.0155 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 10mg broma | 32 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #2 | shixiq | 30 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | Tigra :) | 21 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | glesay | 20 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Folkachi | 15 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shixiq | +11.94 | 100 | 19 |
| #2 | DIVA Queen | +8.93 | 99 | 32 |
| #3 | 10mg broma | +3.59 | 99 | 35 |
| #4 | Xiiro | +0.98 | 69 | 29 |
| #5 | venom666 | -1.77 | 69 | 21 |





