








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 207 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1577 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2879 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2926 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2817 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2416 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $334,940 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kintin : VivoBook Demon | 60% | 42 |
| #2 | sulphy | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Jin Djarin | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | Goblin Merchant | 48% | 73 |
| #5 | The Collector | 47% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Goblin Merchant | 48% | 73 |
| #5 | The Collector | 47% | 110 |
| #6 | ♕_Tazzi | 45% | 38 |
| #7 | Mugsy | 44% | 39 |
| #8 | pank | 35% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Collector | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Goblin Merchant | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | ♕_Tazzi | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Jin Djarin | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Kintin : VivoBook Demon | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Collector | 240 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #2 | Goblin Merchant | 200 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Jin Djarin | 177 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | pank | 121 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | ♕_Tazzi | 82 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pank | +2.61 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | Kintin : VivoBook Demon | +1.87 | 56 | 37 |
| #3 | The Collector | +1.38 | 70 | 60 |
| #4 | Jin Djarin | +1.20 | 65 | 54 |
| #5 | sulphy | +1.12 | 71 | 59 |





