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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2363 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,889 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1921 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1034 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1806 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1128 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $617,568 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 00 | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | ひwひ | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | navraj | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | rahhhhhhh | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 00 | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | ひwひ | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | navraj | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | rahhhhhhh | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | navraj | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | 00 | 59 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | ひwひ | 29 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | rahhhhhhh | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1 | +1.27 | 86 | 55 |
| #2 | rahhhhhhh | +0.02 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | navraj | -0.64 | 80 | 45 |
| #4 | 00 | -1.15 | 55 | 53 |
| #5 | ひwひ | -1.32 | 63 | 49 |





