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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 262 | 26% |
| Smokes | 342 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 169 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 252 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $103,479 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | g | 58% | 12 |
| #6 | mihaai CSGOSKINS | 54% | 39 |
| #7 | Adita | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | h | 33% | 3 |
| #9 | безработный+без | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mihaai CSGOSKINS | 9 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | Boda CSGOSKINS | 3 | 0.0370 |
| #3 | オクタヴィアン | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | n | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | g | 2 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mihaai CSGOSKINS | 103 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | n | 28 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | g | 13 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Adita | 11 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | h | 11 | 0.22 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boda CSGOSKINS | +6.88 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Adita | +5.73 | 42 | 74 |
| #3 | n | +2.33 | 69 | 50 |
| #4 | безработный+без | +1.22 | 40 | 23 |
| #5 | オクタヴィアン | +0.48 | 52 | 22 |





