








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 460 | 17% |
| Smokes | 408 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 727 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1055 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $631,201 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 157 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | his kitten | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | pantterixx | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | slurpdemon67 | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | his kitten | 63% | 62 |
| #2 | pantterixx | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | slurpdemon67 | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | his kitten | 44 | 0.0393 |
| #2 | slurpdemon67 | 31 | 0.0457 |
| #3 | pantterixx | 12 | 0.0278 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | his kitten | 173 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | pantterixx | 70 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | slurpdemon67 | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | his kitten | +4.56 | 44 | 46 |
| #2 | Toska | +3.87 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | pantterixx | +0.81 | 37 | 40 |
| #4 | slurpdemon67 | -5.12 | 2 | 5 |





