








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1814 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2043 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2556 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1377 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2358 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,895,658 of utility $205 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2814 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scиsors | 73% | 37 |
| #2 | v_x$m | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | 奈|Nara|良 | 65% | 93 |
| #4 | Zombie | 64% | 25 |
| #5 | s4mple | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lavender | +6.44 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | v_x$m | +3.19 | 67 | 50 |
| #3 | Scиsors | +0.74 | 62 | 33 |
| #4 | ✧ Bau-Bau ✧ | +0.13 | 59 | 44 |
| #5 | 奈|Nara|良 | +0.07 | 60 | 35 |





