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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
987 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,709 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1048 | 39% |
| Smokes | 236 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 269 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1156 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $399,558 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRENCH | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | xp | 31% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRENCH | 50% | 14 |
| #2 | xp | 31% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xp | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xp | 204 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | FRENCH | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xp | +2.83 | 77 | 46 |
| #2 | FRENCH | +1.94 | 84 | 21 |
| #3 | Jacko | -4.12 | 47 | 45 |





