








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3338 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3158 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3253 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2831 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2873 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $965,960 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minazuki | 60% | 264 |
| #2 | Escalimetro Triangular 15cm | 59% | 188 |
| #3 | LKN | 55% | 182 |
| #4 | ☬TwoPayPal | 52% | 191 |
| #5 | MCF_Redfield | 49% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬TwoPayPal | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | LKN | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | MCF_Redfield | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Minazuki | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Escalimetro Triangular 15cm | 2 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uzi | +5.16 | 63 | 63 |
| #2 | Minazuki | +1.87 | 40 | 49 |
| #3 | MCF_Redfield | -0.71 | 12 | 73 |
| #4 | ☬TwoPayPal | -0.93 | 43 | 60 |
| #5 | Escalimetro Triangular 15cm | -1.45 | 37 | 35 |





