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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2790 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2882 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2671 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1911 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,901 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cottonsoxgirl - twitch | 54% | 177 |
| #2 | 9ochiha | 35% | 17 |
| #3 | chubbyninja | 32% | 19 |
| #4 | Lucifer™ | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cottonsoxgirl - twitch | 54% | 177 |
| #2 | 9ochiha | 35% | 17 |
| #3 | chubbyninja | 32% | 19 |
| #4 | Lucifer™ | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cottonsoxgirl - twitch | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | chubbyninja | 4 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | 9ochiha | 2 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cottonsoxgirl - twitch | 278 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lucifer™ | 66 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | chubbyninja | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | 9ochiha | 30 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chubbyninja | +3.48 | 48 | 71 |
| #2 | ninjasox | +1.25 | 40 | 67 |
| #3 | 9ochiha | +0.04 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | Lucifer™ | -0.77 | 37 | 59 |
| #5 | cottonsoxgirl - twitch | -1.25 | 20 | 54 |





