








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1887 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 313 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 172 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4390 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,030 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1148 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1739 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2273 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1870 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,277,406 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4577 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murkany | +2.29 | 54 | 23 |
| #2 | PROFILE NAME | +1.81 | 33 | 33 |
| #3 | TaxUnc | +0.40 | 41 | 52 |
| #4 | Atone | -0.37 | 9 | 27 |
| #5 | KingZack09 | -1.76 | 29 | 50 |





