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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,298 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2252 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4446 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3039 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3561 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,432,146 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiskeduft | 49% | 293 |
| #2 | Butzaa | 43% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiskeduft | 49% | 293 |
| #2 | Butzaa | 43% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiskeduft | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Butzaa | 10 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiskeduft | 837 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | Butzaa | 41 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiskeduft | +1.49 | 47 | 57 |
| #2 | Velo | -1.13 | 39 | 51 |
| #3 | Butzaa | -2.63 | 33 | 22 |





