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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1034 | 32% |
| Smokes | 333 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 745 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1102 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $222,898 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zhoan | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | OKAIDO | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | AL626 | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | kKrot79ismap | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | 𝕾ullivan 𝕶ing | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zhoan | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | OKAIDO | 46% | 24 |
| #3 | AL626 | 45% | 11 |
| #4 | kKrot79ismap | 43% | 81 |
| #5 | 𝕾ullivan 𝕶ing | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kKrot79ismap | 51 | 0.0348 |
| #2 | Zhoan | 7 | 0.0504 |
| #3 | OKAIDO | 5 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | AL626 | 4 | 0.0178 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kKrot79ismap | 194 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | OKAIDO | 46 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | AL626 | 14 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | 𝕾ullivan 𝕶ing | 12 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | Zhoan | 12 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zhoan | +11.52 | 92 | 51 |
| #2 | OKAIDO | +4.94 | 69 | 48 |
| #3 | 𝕾ullivan 𝕶ing | +3.28 | 55 | 44 |
| #4 | AL626 | +2.64 | 46 | 50 |
| #5 | kKrot79ismap | +2.38 | 47 | 42 |





