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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
662 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,439 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 429 | 30% |
| Smokes | 317 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 359 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 334 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,178 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mixsu | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Lupaus | 48% | 42 |
| #3 | viherturkki | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | MursuZ | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mixsu | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Lupaus | 48% | 42 |
| #3 | viherturkki | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | MursuZ | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lupaus | 51 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | MursuZ | 28 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | viherturkki | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | Mixsu | 5 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lupaus | +3.41 | 60 | 46 |
| #2 | Mixsu | +1.61 | 65 | 52 |
| #3 | MursuZ | +0.31 | 27 | 43 |
| #4 | sast1 | -1.00 | 51 | 40 |
| #5 | viherturkki | -2.34 | 25 | 22 |





