








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1186 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 528 matches | ||
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




313 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10952 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8292 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8099 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5688 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2909 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,369,856 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1803 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geilomatiko | 55% | 551 |
| #2 | Bananen_BrotCS.PRO | 48% | 112 |
| #3 | Exotic | 46% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geilomatiko | 55% | 551 |
| #2 | Bananen_BrotCS.PRO | 48% | 112 |
| #3 | Exotic | 46% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geilomatiko | 126 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Exotic | 58 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Bananen_BrotCS.PRO | 42 | 0.0201 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Exotic | 260 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | Geilomatiko | 236 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bananen_BrotCS.PRO | 30 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/weisichschon | +3.39 | 74 | 44 |
| #2 | Geilomatiko | +0.12 | 49 | 23 |
| #3 | Exotic | -1.08 | 51 | 34 |
| #4 | Bananen_BrotCS.PRO | -5.96 | 16 | 15 |





