








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 648 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 159 matches | ||
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1445 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3349 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 1884 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1923 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,091,788 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | OttMarlboro | 48% | 143 |
| #6 | GRUU | 46% | 35 |
| #7 | takenncs | 44% | 36 |
| #8 | Segu | 38% | 80 |
| #9 | [DINF] J.V | 36% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sweep the leg Johnny | +1.61 | 56 | 55 |
| #2 | takenncs | +0.92 | 20 | 52 |
| #3 | Õieke | +0.36 | 56 | 42 |
| #4 | Märt Sults | +0.10 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | [DINF] J.V | -0.18 | 30 | 59 |





