








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,086 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4899 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3943 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3257 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1987 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $940,838 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | catch2030 | 56% | 117 |
| #12 | ☆KBZ★ | 54% | 28 |
| #13 | cуρh☈ ツ | 53% | 43 |
| #14 | thedapperd0n | 52% | 42 |
| #15 | shelds | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patm | 10 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | catch2030 | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Pandar the Destroyer | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | thedapperd0n | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | disfuntion | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Patm | +6.98 | 98 | 67 |
| #2 | Free Volvo Money | +2.13 | 55 | 70 |
| #3 | DrKarrma | +1.79 | 63 | 37 |
| #4 | disfuntion | +1.43 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | getDERANKED | +1.41 | 54 | 65 |





