








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 757 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 205 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 169 matches | ||
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2170 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2232 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 7933 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 5416 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,178,697 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 271 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TechManSK | 51% | 557 |
| #2 | Movement kobry | 45% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TechManSK | 51% | 557 |
| #2 | Movement kobry | 45% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TechManSK | 25 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Movement kobry | 13 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TechManSK | 619 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| #2 | Movement kobry | 188 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Matesko | +1.75 | 54 | 42 |
| #2 | Movement kobry | +1.45 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | TechManSK | -0.85 | 42 | 45 |





