








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 361 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4532 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,367 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5981 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5376 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5336 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5674 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,725 of utility $55 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Señor. jS | 58% | 64 |
| #2 | 022 | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | K4m!K4zaa!! | 48% | 66 |
| #4 | ポルノスター CS.ARMY | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | Fatal1ty™ | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ポルノスター CS.ARMY | +2.70 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | Señor. jS | +2.21 | 50 | 53 |
| #3 | Fatal1ty™ | +0.74 | 59 | 37 |
| #4 | ᵂₐΙ𝗄𝘦ᵣ | -0.48 | 44 | 70 |
| #5 | Tvoja nocna mora | -0.68 | 31 | 57 |





