








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 725 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 446 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 182 matches | ||
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




89 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7311 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,736 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6733 | 25% |
| Smokes | 8881 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5387 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5735 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,115,591 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sige | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | sumBBila | 54% | 142 |
| #3 | RautaRattori | 48% | 780 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sige | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | sumBBila | 54% | 142 |
| #3 | RautaRattori | 48% | 780 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RautaRattori | 98 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | sumBBila | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | sige | 6 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RautaRattori | 693 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #2 | sumBBila | 194 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | sige | 166 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RautaRattori | +2.04 | 61 | 35 |
| #2 | sumBBila | +0.95 | 74 | 48 |
| #3 | JyrinSigma | +0.25 | 59 | 57 |
| #4 | sige | -0.05 | 47 | 53 |





