








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 317 matches | ||
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6267 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6202 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4462 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3468 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,538,460 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3skas | 71% | 38 |
| #2 | Apapkinsas | 61% | 96 |
| #3 | Dilzze | 59% | 463 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3skas | 71% | 38 |
| #2 | Apapkinsas | 61% | 96 |
| #3 | Dilzze | 59% | 463 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilzze | 62 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Apapkinsas | 33 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | Sh3skas | 18 | 0.0243 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dilzze | 965 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #2 | Apapkinsas | 167 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Sh3skas | 109 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [𝗣𝗥𝗢] IRVEL | +3.61 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | Apapkinsas | +0.79 | 62 | 62 |
| #3 | Dilzze | +0.31 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | Sh3skas | -1.85 | 67 | 51 |





