








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 73 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,646 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1000 | 61% |
| Smokes | 155 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 355 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 136 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,254 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 38% | 141 |
| #2 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 27% | 11 |
| #3 | Kala | 25% | 8 |
| #4 | jeffry (REAL) | 24% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 38% | 141 |
| #2 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 27% | 11 |
| #3 | Kala | 25% | 8 |
| #4 | jeffry (REAL) | 24% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 91 | 0.0421 |
| #2 | jeffry (REAL) | 21 | 0.0409 |
| #3 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 3 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | Kala | 3 | 0.0199 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trulimero Trulichina | 394 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | 39 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | jeffry (REAL) | 19 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kala | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗩𝗲𝗟𝗲𝗛𝗼 | -0.00 | 20 | 37 |
| #2 | Trulimero Trulichina | -0.42 | 28 | 43 |
| #3 | Jarkko Jarvis skins | -1.05 | 42 | 33 |
| #4 | Kala | -2.28 | 31 | 35 |
| #5 | jeffry (REAL) | -3.18 | 37 | 16 |





