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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 174 | 18% |
| Smokes | 457 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 204 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 111 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,147 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLACK EAGLE | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | kaktus | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | pepsi | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Cracking Femboys <3 | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLACK EAGLE | 56% | 45 |
| #2 | kaktus | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | pepsi | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | Cracking Femboys <3 | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLACK EAGLE | 16 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | Cracking Femboys <3 | 8 | 0.0257 |
| #3 | kaktus | 1 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cracking Femboys <3 | 50 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #2 | BLACK EAGLE | 40 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | kaktus | 35 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | pepsi | 9 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kaktus | +5.76 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | BLACK EAGLE | +2.87 | 69 | 24 |
| #3 | pepsi | +1.63 | 69 | 27 |
| #4 | Cracking Femboys <3 | +0.47 | 37 | 33 |
| #5 | krawatti | -0.78 | 46 | 15 |





