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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 740 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 115 matches | 1,994 | |
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,892 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1808 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1984 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1793 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1307 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $810,828 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mandy | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | ✯EklunD✯ | 62% | 21 |
| #3 | :) | 60% | 47 |
| #4 | BockenBruse | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | GoatXela4 Inferno=loose | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeXxO^ | +3.71 | 91 | 71 |
| #2 | ✯EklunD✯ | +1.78 | 80 | 68 |
| #3 | sk1 | +1.23 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | GoatXela4 Inferno=loose | +1.14 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | BockenBruse | -0.83 | 51 | 70 |





