








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1275 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 242 matches | ||
| Wingman | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




378 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9902 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5156 | 20% |
| Smokes | 7688 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6585 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5857 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,943,109 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 948 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brudda | 51% | 471 |
| #2 | Saunaklonkku | 46% | 394 |
| #3 | xLilskix | 44% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brudda | 51% | 471 |
| #2 | Saunaklonkku | 46% | 394 |
| #3 | xLilskix | 44% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brudda | 74 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | xLilskix | 65 | 0.0190 |
| #3 | Saunaklonkku | 39 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saunaklonkku | 653 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #2 | xLilskix | 414 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | brudda | 406 | 0.04 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saunaklonkku | +2.42 | 69 | 56 |
| #2 | brudda | +1.55 | 55 | 39 |
| #3 | xLilskix | +0.93 | 52 | 44 |
| #4 | Hakuna-Madafaka | -0.24 | 20 | 29 |





