








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 558 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1919 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1873 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3062 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2340 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,210,769 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | NightBlade | 31% | 42 |
| #4 | BoltScorpion | 31% | 36 |
| #5 | Wimmel Wikkelspies | 29% | 42 |
| #6 | Island Boy | 28% | 65 |
| #7 | sharpeye_is_crazy | 23% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noobles | +2.85 | 73 | 47 |
| #2 | Zer0Radiation | +0.89 | 41 | 32 |
| #3 | Island Boy | -0.37 | 32 | 21 |
| #4 | Wimmel Wikkelspies | -0.63 | 33 | 71 |
| #5 | BoltScorpion | -3.08 | 38 | 18 |





