








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1183 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 719 | 21% |
| Smokes | 821 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 939 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 902 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,832 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drobek | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | čaroděj honikul honimir | 46% | 109 |
| #3 | galicek | 42% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drobek | 50% | 103 |
| #2 | čaroděj honikul honimir | 46% | 109 |
| #3 | galicek | 42% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drobek | 27 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | galicek | 15 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | čaroděj honikul honimir | 10 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | čaroděj honikul honimir | 202 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | Drobek | 125 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | galicek | 51 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | čaroděj honikul honimir | +4.83 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | Drobek | +2.34 | 65 | 44 |
| #3 | Kezaraith | -1.02 | 44 | 43 |
| #4 | galicek | -4.30 | 24 | 49 |





