








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1129 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 758 | 27% |
| Smokes | 855 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 675 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 490 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $440,131 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sondick the hench hog | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | ITzM2vB | 78% | 9 |
| #3 | Toilet | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | Jamal | 64% | 14 |
| #5 | Not_Tolek | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | battle scarred 1.cuz | 54% | 13 |
| #8 | CJ | 50% | 12 |
| #9 | ADAM | 45% | 11 |
| #10 | Nasty Nas | 43% | 7 |
| #11 | ValorantIsBetter | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jamal | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | battle scarred 1.cuz | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Nasty Nas | 2 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | ITzM2vB | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ITzM2vB | +10.67 | 93 | 53 |
| #2 | ValorantIsBetter | +4.09 | 59 | 49 |
| #3 | nasty dick cheese | +2.13 | 51 | 51 |
| #4 | CJ | +1.66 | 52 | 58 |
| #5 | ADAM | +1.19 | 72 | 48 |





