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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 441 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1262 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 606 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1177 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,034,631 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudy_Łysy_Naplet | 48% | 100 |
| #2 | Myszka#Pro100wRyj | 44% | 104 |
| #3 | Maxi | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Św. MARIO | 43% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudy_Łysy_Naplet | 48% | 100 |
| #2 | Myszka#Pro100wRyj | 44% | 104 |
| #3 | Maxi | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | Św. MARIO | 43% | 254 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rudy_Łysy_Naplet | 8 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Myszka#Pro100wRyj | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Św. MARIO | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Św. MARIO | 161 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #2 | Myszka#Pro100wRyj | 143 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rudy_Łysy_Naplet | 32 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Maxi | 13 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Myszka#Pro100wRyj | +1.91 | 56 | 41 |
| #2 | Maxi | +0.65 | 70 | 47 |
| #3 | Rudy_Łysy_Naplet | +0.53 | 37 | 28 |
| #4 | BOT ALBERT | -0.96 | 43 | 30 |
| #5 | Św. MARIO | -2.24 | 25 | 37 |





