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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
1581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,455 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 510 | 35% |
| Smokes | 157 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 273 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 515 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,773 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 870 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tr0w | 42% | 19 |
| #2 | fatdix | 42% | 50 |
| #3 | kthankies | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | RedEnergy2137 | 38% | 24 |
| #5 | 0ken | 25% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tr0w | 42% | 19 |
| #2 | fatdix | 42% | 50 |
| #3 | kthankies | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | RedEnergy2137 | 38% | 24 |
| #5 | 0ken | 25% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatdix | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | 0ken | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | RedEnergy2137 | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | tr0w | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | kthankies | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatdix | 182 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | RedEnergy2137 | 118 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #3 | 0ken | 87 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | kthankies | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | tr0w | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nanika | +1.86 | 69 | 42 |
| #2 | tr0w | +0.31 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | 0ken | -0.19 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | RedEnergy2137 | -0.64 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | kthankies | -1.38 | 50 | 61 |





