








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 34 | 11% |
| Smokes | 130 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 41 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 92 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $29,939 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PanZdzisio | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | krzechu_murzyn | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | ✞𝙻̷𝟷̷𝚂̷𝟹̷𝙺 | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | a+d hero Lepnikkk | 33% | 3 |
| #6 | smukły szejdi | 33% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krzechu_murzyn | 4 | 0.0152 |
| #2 | ✞𝙻̷𝟷̷𝚂̷𝟹̷𝙺 | 1 | 0.0244 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V3k_zz | +3.43 | 72 | 29 |
| #2 | ✞𝙻̷𝟷̷𝚂̷𝟹̷𝙺 | +2.65 | 77 | 24 |
| #3 | PanZdzisio | +2.57 | 66 | 45 |
| #4 | krzechu_murzyn | +1.33 | 88 | 61 |
| #5 | smukły szejdi | +0.55 | 59 | 32 |





