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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1447 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 157 | 6% |
| Smokes | 285 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1134 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 1104 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $882,657 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oN da Skrimpin boat | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | TheGrimWizard | 63% | 81 |
| #3 | YERT | 63% | 51 |
| #4 | Zex | 61% | 71 |
| #5 | Dohu | 56% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zex | 275 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | RAT | 172 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | YERT | 129 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | TheGrimWizard | 107 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | IIJrTII | 93 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freedom | +4.70 | 82 | 46 |
| #2 | Dohu | +4.18 | 64 | 43 |
| #3 | YERT | +3.93 | 85 | 51 |
| #4 | Zex | +2.52 | 80 | 59 |
| #5 | TheGrimWizard | +2.19 | 70 | 44 |





