








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 202 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3429 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4296 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3819 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3171 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $795,588 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1367 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wist | 61% | 67 |
| #2 | shokz | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Twija | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | nEW pLAYer heRE | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | killking | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wist | 61% | 67 |
| #2 | shokz | 56% | 25 |
| #3 | Twija | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | nEW pLAYer heRE | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | killking | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wist | 12 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | nEW pLAYer heRE | 4 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | shokz | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Twija | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wist | 257 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Twija | 97 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | nEW pLAYer heRE | 68 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | killking | 55 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | shokz | 35 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shokz | +3.36 | 95 | 49 |
| #2 | wist | +2.50 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | vonsidy | +2.13 | 79 | 53 |
| #4 | Twija | +1.75 | 71 | 78 |
| #5 | nEW pLAYer heRE | +0.36 | 59 | 71 |





