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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 247 | 46% |
| Smokes | 152 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 73 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 62 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $234,261 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 576 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pico | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | Bon | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Luxen | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pico | 55% | 56 |
| #2 | Bon | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Luxen | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxen | 24 | 0.0284 |
| #2 | Bon | 18 | 0.0324 |
| #3 | Pico | 17 | 0.0175 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pico | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #2 | Bon | 53 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Luxen | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pico | +6.79 | 88 | 20 |
| #2 | Luxen | +4.66 | 69 | 41 |
| #3 | Bon | +2.29 | 81 | 39 |
| #4 | 1mpose | -3.47 | 29 | 11 |





