








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 676 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1004 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 855 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 862 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $289,445 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Corrah12 | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | Christian Joseph | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Flock | 57% | 53 |
| #4 | blrknx | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | reformed ricky | 53% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | reformed ricky | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Christian Joseph | 4 | 0.0290 |
| #3 | Flock | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Fierskid | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Corrah12 | 2 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christian Joseph | +5.66 | 79 | 76 |
| #2 | reformed ricky | +3.35 | 77 | 71 |
| #3 | Flock | +1.61 | 67 | 53 |
| #4 | blrknx | +1.49 | 56 | 58 |
| #5 | Fierskid | +1.09 | 71 | 60 |





