








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1641 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




180 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13011 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,441 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8022 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5376 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4922 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4121 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,061,988 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1942 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poulpinet | 68% | 78 |
| #2 | HOKOV | 64% | 129 |
| #3 | cc | 57% | 58 |
| #4 | iSwiix | 56% | 66 |
| #5 | ⛧ Femboy Lover ⛧ | 55% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | azzzel | +6.00 | 87 | 47 |
| #2 | cc | +0.71 | 78 | 32 |
| #3 | Eonn | +0.27 | 67 | 21 |
| #4 | HOKOV | -0.72 | 62 | 33 |
| #5 | Poulpinet | -1.03 | 64 | 31 |





