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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
981 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 626 | 23% |
| Smokes | 904 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 483 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 681 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $58,617 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 690 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mopo | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | joona2.0 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | gallaitillarl | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Kepappi | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | XAV1KKA | 48% | 119 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | joona2.0 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | gallaitillarl | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Kepappi | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | XAV1KKA | 48% | 119 |
| #6 | Sakki | 44% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAV1KKA | 11 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Kepappi | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | Sakki | 8 | 0.0212 |
| #4 | gallaitillarl | 5 | 0.0177 |
| #5 | mopo | 2 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XAV1KKA | 308 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Kepappi | 67 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sakki | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | gallaitillarl | 30 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | mopo | 18 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mopo | +3.08 | 52 | 46 |
| #2 | XAV1KKA | +2.68 | 39 | 59 |
| #3 | Kepappi | +1.80 | 41 | 31 |
| #4 | joona2.0 | +0.23 | 63 | 23 |
| #5 | Sakki | -1.49 | 39 | 44 |





